A sketch from the Scottish TV comedy series Scotch & Wry from 1986, where Rikki Fulton plays a dishevelled chancer who somehow gets into a fancy restaurant and pulls posh Claire Nielson for a dance. Claire is surprisingly taken up by the moment of romance of dancing and at one point asks Fulton "What do you feel?" However the randy Rikki has already got to grips with Claire and replies cheekily "Your bum!" But as Fulton fancies his chances with the fair Claire, he is about to find himself unceremoniously usurped...