Goops & How To Be Them by Frank Gelett Burgess ~ Read by Little Peanut🥜

Goops and How to Be Them by Frank Gelett Burgess (1886 - 1951) Genre: Poetry Read by: Little Peanut in English Chapters: 00:00:00 - 01 - Introduction, Table Manners—I, Table Manners—II, Cleanliness, Neatness, Courtesy, Generosity, Consideration, Miss Manners, Borrowing, Memory 00:05:17 - 02 - Books, Honesty, 'Why?', Bed-Time, Modesty, Disfiguration, Bravery, Tidiness, Patience Fortitude, George Adolphus 00:09:47 - 03 - Politeness, Gentleness, Hospitality, Pets, Remember, Curiosity, Willy, Clothes, Helpfulness, Quietness, Order 00:14:22 - 04 - Teasing, Interruption, Cry-Baby, Caution, Tardiness, Obedience, Church Headaches, Perseverance, Doll-Time, Combing and Curling, Cheerfulness Let me introduce a Race Void of Beauty and of Grace, Extraordinary Creatures With a Paucity of Features. Though their Forms are fashioned ill, They have Manners stranger still; For in Rudeness they're Precocious, They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious! Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright, Politeness from the Impolite. When you've finished with the Book, At your Conduct take a Look; Ask yourself, upon the Spot, Are you Goop, or are you Not? For, although it's Fun to See them It is Terrible to Be them! ~ Summary by Gelett Burgess More information: https://librivox.org/goops-and-how-to-be-them-by-frank-gelett-burgess/ LibriVox - free public domain audiobooks (https://librivox.org/)