Sweet Two-Tier Keir - Keir Starmer Parody Song (Sing-Along Lyrics)

The Unofficial Pub Anthem for 2026 is finally here! 🍺🇬🇧 If you want the PROPER Explicit Version (and don't want ads ruining the timing on NYE), grab the MP3 + Free Printable Lyric Sheet for as little as 50p. 👉 DOWNLOAD HERE: https://www.watpatriots.com Crank up the volume and sing along to "Sweet Two-Tier Keir" — the savage musical parody of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" that takes a hilarious look at the state of UK politics. DISCLAIMER: This video is a comedic musical parody and a work of political satire. It is intended for entertainment purposes only and represents a satirical viewpoint on current events. 👇 SUBSCRIBE for more British Satire & Parodies: [https://www.youtube.com/@We_Are_True_Patriots About This Song: From "Free Gear" scandals to the "Two-Tier" policing debate, this Keir Starmer parody song covers it all. Designed as a stomp-and-holler pub sing-along, this is the track the establishment probably doesn't want you to hear. Whether you're in the pub or at home, join the chant! 🎵 LYRICS (Sing-Along Version): How it began? It started out with BoJo Sold out to all his globe'list mates. We took the bait, (whooo ooo ooo ooo) And now we’re stuck with Starmer — A lying pr*ck we’ve come to hate. Hands, Sweaty hands, Reachin’ out, Gaggin’ me, gaggin’ you [Chorus] Starmer’s a wnk! (WNK! WNK! WNK! WNK) We can't take his shte no more! (no more! no more! no more!) A useless plank (plank . plank. plank.) And he’s rot-ten to the core. so he now... Takes the knee, (whooo ooo ooo ooo) To the mobs who hate this country And shts upon our homeless vets. They sleep outside, (whooo ooo ooo ooo) Migrants get the heat and shelter — A choice the nation now regrets. Rat, Snivelling Rat, Reachin’ out, Taxin’ me, screwin’ you… Starmer’s a wnk! (WNK! WNK! WNK! W*NK) He hates the likes of you and me. A useless plank,(plank plank plank) With his two-tier tyranny.. oh ....no...no . Starmer’s a wnk! (WNK! WNK! WNK! WNK) these times never felt so shte (so shte, so shte, so shte) Starmer’s a wnk! (lit-tle wnk) And he can't do fck all right. Starmer’s a wnk (WNK! WNK! WNK! W*NK) Starmer’s a wnk! (WNK! WNK! WNK! W*NK) Follow on X @WATP_music Credits: Original Style: Neil Diamond / 1969 Soft Rock Concept & Lyrics: @We_Are_True_Patriots Visuals: AI Generated Satire #TwoTierKeir #KeirStarmer #SweetCarolineParody #UKPolitics #Satire #BritishHumour #PubAnthem #FreeGearKeir Merch And Music Visit https://www.watpatriots.com/