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Kamikaze 神風 (あらし)

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Kamikaze 神風 (あらし)

26 авг 2014

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Kamikaze 神風 (あらし)

26 авг 2014

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Kamikaze 神風 (あらし)

26 авг 2014

‘They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.’
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Kamikaze 神風 (あらし)

12 авг 2014

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.