Фильтр
Shoigu told that he was summoned for questioning in Ukraine.
- Wow, asked for it? Well, have to come. And interrogation.
I was hard to get, easy to lose and can not be used.
© Higher Diploma.
One man fortune teller predicted that he would die from the dispute. Man radically changed his outlook on life, no longer to be rude, argumentative.
But one day he fell ill. His bed was going consultation.
And then the man thought:
- So when it happens prediction! ..
How quickly develops intelligence technology!
The robot vacuum cleaner first generation randomly around the room, stuck wherever possible, fell from the stairs.
Second - methodically cleared the entire apartment. And only when the "cleaning pad" began to chase the cat.
A vacuum cleaner is a third generation, I caught a couple of days when he covered up the dust under the carpet ...
Here retire - will be every Monday to go out at seven in the morning and watch the people go to work.
- Why do you have broken crockery?
- Swearing.
- And why the sofa is broken?
- Put up ...
Female toast:
Goes the traveler in the desert heat, the sun at its zenith. Sees - a man lying on the sand, die, and plaintively asks:
- Water-s-s ...
The traveler felt sorry for the last drops of water left in his flask, not given, went further.
How long he was going short is, but awoke in him a conscience. Returned, and the man had already died.
- So let's, girls, let's drink to something to give when asked to, and not when you want to give, and no one.
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