Professor:
Samolyot bortida 500 ta g'isht bor
edi, bittasi tushib ketti, nechta qoldi?
Student: a osonku domla, 499 ta.
Professor: yaxshi, keyingi savol. 3 ta
harakat bilan filni xolodilnikka solib
ber! Student: 1- xolodilnikni
ochaman, 2- filni solaman, 3- eshikni
yopaman. Professor: keyingi savol, 4
ta harakat bn kiyikni xolodilnikka sol!
Student: 1-ochaman, 2- filni olaman,
3- kiyikni solaman, 4- eshikni
yopaman. Professor: yaxshi,
keyingisi, Hayvonlar shohi Sherning
tug'ilgan kuni bo'pti, unga bitta
hayvondan boshqa hammasi kelipti.
Nimaga? Student: chunki kiyik
xolodilnikda bo'lgan. Professor: juda
soz, keyingi savol, qari onaxon
timsohlar to'la ko'ldan o'ta oladimi?
Student: Albatta, chunki timsohlar
sherning tug'ilgan kunidaku.
Professor: yaxshi, endi oxirgi savol,
o'sha onaxon quruqlikda ketayotgan
joyida o'lib qopti, nimaga? Student:
bilmadim domla, Professor:
Samolyotdan tushayotgan g'isht uni
boshiga tushgan. Qayta topshirishga
yo'qol!!!


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