Tesla recently unveiled its fourth Master Plan, focusing on global robot adoption and sustainable energy.

However, the new document lacks crucial elements—specifics.
CEO Elon Musk admitted the lack of detail is fair game for criticism. While he acknowledged the need for clarification, no timelines were provided. Instead, the current plan feels vague and generic, resembling a mix of Musk's ideas and "Abundance Bros" talking points processed through AI tools like ChatGPT.
In particular, many of the sentences read like overblown college-level language. For instance:
> *“The hallmark of meritocracy is creating opportunities that enable each person to use their skills to accomplish whatever they imagine.”*
Despite promising to create a smooth, scalable solar roof solution in previous versions, Tesla hasn't achieved significant progress. Its efforts to integrate solar panels remain marred by design issues and delays. Even key projects like the Tesla Semi are still under development, while the Cybertruck fell short of initial expectations.
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