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POETRY OF THE STREETS
AGE OF IMMORALITY
IN THE AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
ITS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE HOMELESS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
A cause of distrust of people from the west
is the two-faced scam of political correctness.
They preach PC-ness with religious zealotry
while simultaneously advocating bigotry.
They imply compassion, sympathy and kindness,
while attempting to justify a racial bias.
It looks very much like 'divide and rule'.
If you can't see that, you must be a fool.
Social Justice Warriors fighting for freedom,
get laws passed - which costs us our freedom.
Stricter enforcement, they can bust your ass.
Hence more power for the ruling class.
IN THE AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
ITS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE HOMELESS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
They advocate equality for all races
but say that certain races should stay in their places.
You can't warn the public, that's out of your reach
as they've taken away your right to free speech.
They make out that they’re sweet and innocent.
When in fact they’re fanatically belligerent.
They use deception to control the news.
They control the public with this fake news.
There's a whole lot of hype of police brutality.
But its just small part of overall reality.
Use your head! And you'll find out with time;
you tend to catch bullets if you do violent crime!
IN THE AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
ITS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE HOMELESS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
There's a whole lot of hype fabricated by liars
and they have the privilege of media bias.
Media bias is affirmative action.
Still, they complain, there's no satisfaction.
It's all a big scam, to make you feel pity.
To get the government to give them more money.
It's easy to see if you use common sense.
They allege discrimination with no evidence.
Media hype portrays a hard time.
While media blackout conceals the crime.
They bully on those who can't fight back.
The weak and the elderly are who they attack.
IN THE AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
ITS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE HOMELESS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
Groups with hateful advocates are the priority.
The group becomes a privileged minority.
They bully the homeless, they see it as shameless.
The PC-privileged are seen to be blameless.
Compassion for the poor is a pack of lies!
It's the vulnerable homeless who pay the price!
Malcom X distrusted them and I can see why.
He saw two-faced cowards who were known to lie.
Many claim the liberals will help the black man.
But he'll just be a pawn in the overall plan.
They get used a shock troops, glorified pawns,
To scare the people into wanting more laws.
IN THE AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
ITS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE HOMELESS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
Its caused many black brothers to end up in jail.
While the media tells us that it will never fail!
The left is cowardly, deceitful and sly.
Political correctness is a two-faced lie.
Always claim that they're right and they never forgive.
Instead they make your life quite miserable to live.
They're not good people and they're not your friends.
The cult never praises, it only condemns.
They have no saints, they only have sinners.
The ruling class are the ultimate winners.
If you disagree with them, they'll label you racist.
Even though they are much bigger racists.
IN THE AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
ITS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE HOMELESS
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS HYPOCRISY
ITS TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE
ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY
CHORUS 1: IN THIS AGE OF HYPOCRISY
YOU CAN SEE A LOT OF CHARITY
GOING TO THE WEALTHY
The working class will suffer because of me
as will those who live in extreme poverty
but your ruling class will gain more authority
as you’ll want more laws for you and me
driven by a need for your personal safety.
(CHORUS 1)
I’m encouraged to be a bogus refugee.
I'm encouraged to partake in criminality,
when I might have lived a life of honest productivity
bringing my country wealth and prosperity.
Back home I was one of the relatively wealthy.
This enabled me to make the difficult journey.
(CHORUS 1)
If you lure the talent from a poor country,
you'll increase that country's poverty
and reduce the price of the commodity
but that won't be a problem for me
I'll get good accommodation in your country.
A refugee gets it all for free!
A refugee gets it all for free!
(CHORUS 1)
Your country’s priority is people like me.
Your homeless people don't have priority
but I'll use the soup kitchens - as they are free.
I'll get the homeless trying heroin and PCP!
I'll create a state of chaos and hostility!
I'll drive some away and they'll go hungry!
CHORUS 2: AS THE RULING CLASS GAIN MORE AUTHORITY
ITS GOING TO REDUCE YOUR LIBERTY
ITS PLAIN TO SEE ITS CHARITY FOR THE WEALTHY (4x)
I'll be a refugee
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me.
Chicks will sleep with me just to prove they're PC
and they won't even ask if I've got VD.
I'll still get chicks even if I'm ugly,
walk like a chicken and look like a monkey!
I'll have the perk of unbridled promiscuity.
I might even be called a RAPE-fugee!
This is the scenario that I foresee.
And I really mustn't miss the opportunity,
to make this scenario reality.
So I'll cross the Sahara and sail the sea.
And, as you voice no objection to me,
I see you're nothing more than a weak patsy
who wears a façade of compassion for me.
And you might doubt my sincerity
and think I'm just another bogus refugee.
So let me spell it out in simplicity:
Yes, if you think hard then I'm sure you'll agree
that my account of the place from which I'll flee
is very much divorced from reality.
But your chiefs have a very special use for me.
As they see me as a crucial key
in their 'divide and conquer' policy!
I'm a tool of oppress-ability.
A demon sent forth to terrorize thee.
A bogeyman to scare the crap out of thee.
(CHORUS 2)
I'll disrupt your peace and tranquility.
I'm gonna make your life a misery.
I'll make you open to malleability.
Fear is a powerful tool, you see!
You'll vote for more laws for you and me.
For this your politicians will spend your money.
Its all part of their power conspiracy
to increase their power over you and me!
So I’m costing you your liberty.
By empowering those in authority.
Facilitating their control of you and me!
Their lure is a special reward for me.
I'll be a refugee
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me.
Your politicians are the powers that be.
So you should blame them and not blame me.
And don't think of laying no guilt trip on me!
After all, I just want to exploit what's free
and spend my life in idle tranquility,
although I'm of full employ-ability.
I'll drain your taxes parasitically.
And I know how take the blame off me.
I'll allege discrimination against me.
I’ll claim that I’m excluded and not lazy.
I'll call you a racist if you disagree.
Its an old scam, that anyone can see
but for me, that old scam works perfectly!
I'm sure you'd pull that scam if you were me.
You'd be stupid to pass the opportunity
to get it all for free
and be a refugee
and have the taxes pay for thee.
An asylum seeker's fantasy.
A dream of this migrant Somali.
A dream of this potential jihadi.
A dream of this bogus refugee.
You better listen to me, honkey!
We're gonna make a mess of your country!
(CHORUS 2)
The trip to your country selects for the wealthy!
My superiority granted me mobility!
Back home I lived in comfort and prosperity.
But now I'm over here playing on your sympathy!
And now I'm over here living off your charity!
I'm a member of a gifted minority!
The brightest and the best "to improve your society."
I'm young, I'm strong, I'm smart and I'm wealthy!
I owe my success to my superiority!
Pity for those who lack superiority!
The dumb and poor don't have the ability!
Needless to say, this reduced their mobility.
So the poor refugees are going to go hungry!
To lure the talent from a poor country
is to increase that country's poverty
and reduce the price of the commodity!
But that won't be a problem for me.
I'll be a refuge,
I'll get it all for free
and your taxes will go to support me!
(CHORUS 2)
If you honestly report this activity,
you’ll be called 'racist' and 'un-PC'.
And hence there's a lack of transparency;
so you won’t get the facts when you watch TV.
But, hey, that's a wonderful thing for me
as my crimes will be shrouded in secrecy!
Yes, OUR crimes will be shrouded in secrecy!
So, my rapes will be shrouded in secrecy.
and the crooked politicians will go on with impunity!
It appears that its government policy
to make us hate the majority
and exploit the fruits of the hostility.
They make the majority suffer animosity
and still they call this a peaceful democracy!
And I'm sure you've enjoyed my poetry!
I agree that it's somewhat un-PC
(as there is an exceptional minority)
but at least its in tune with reality.
The greatest parasite of this century,
is neither a leach, nor a louse, nor a flea...
Excuse me now but I have to pee...
Hear it sung at: https://www.bitchute.com/video/91amh05Rayqu/ CHIC AND UNIQUE
Here’s a sneak peek of the lady I seek:
The lady I seek, must be highly unique.
You ask me why I’m often away from my clique.
I’ve been searching for the lady, week after week.
And, while there’s nothing wrong with my pick-up technique,
my taste in ladies has come under critique.
I’m looking for a lady who is cultured and chic.
Who is not too dominant but not too meek.
I’m looking for a lady who is highly unique.
Who really stands out from the crowd, so to speak.
Yes, I’m looking for a lady who’s a bit of a freak.
In my opinion, such a lady has a certain mystique.
Although I'm not too picky about her physique.
If you criticize my taste, I’ll think you’re a geek!
I’ll think you’re narrow minded, timid and weak!
But, right now, I’m simply busting to take a leak…
CELLPHONE JUNKIE POEM
I must confess, I have a chronic cellphone addiction.
It’s a form of psychological masturbation.
It’s by far my major method of gratification.
While those around see it as a selfish irritation.
Some see a bizarre and psychotic deviation.
When I can’t use my phone, I feel deep frustration.
It leads to agony, despair and exasperation.
Yet, when I can use my phone, there’s dissatisfaction.
It has an interesting effect on my rationalization.
Big brother uses them for spying and identification.
They’re for underhanded snooping and observation.
They allow the government to get your information.
They are tools of propaganda and manipulation,
espionage, intrusion and mass exploitation.
They spread leftist hatred and misinformation.
They are corrupting and perverting civilization.
Cellphones use your time in devoted contemplation.
They stop you from using your imagination.
Lack of use causes mental deterioration,
recollective and cognitive degeneration.
They’re detrimental to physical competition.
They cause the opposite effect of masculinization.
If I really want good health – and true satisfaction;
I’ll rid myself of all cellphones - and get into action.
I must find a form of psychological detoxification.
My health and circulation need regeneration.
But, right now, I feel an urge for urination…
THE CITY WHERE SPITTING IS COOL
The city of Peking, the city of Beijing
renowned for the hawking and the spitting!
Not only in the streets, where you are walking
but also in the net cafes, where you are working
and on the busses and the trains when you are riding!
Here is a fact, you may find disturbing:
Those who see spitting as disgusting
repulsive unclean and quite revolting
are in need of some cultural understanding.
Because, for us, its alluring and exciting!
A macho gesture worthy of rejoicing!
A boost to our egos that's highly pleasing!
A sense of power that's exhilarating!
The city of Peking, the city of Beijing
renowned for the hawking and the spitting!
Not only in the streets, where you are walking
but also in the net cafes, where you are working
and on the busses and the trains when you are riding!
First we do the flamboyant hawking
which serves the purpose of attention gaining!
Its very much a form of advertising
(the spread of disease is not surprizing).
Then we do the flamboyant spitting
which those who oppose us find irritating
and we find this highly satisfying!
The stress we cause is much to our liking!
The city of Peking, the city of Beijing
renowned for the hawking and the spitting!
Not only in the streets, where you are walking
but also in the net cafes, where you are working
and on the busses and the trains when you are riding!
THE JOY OF STRESS
Uncontrolled negativity in my head.
I sometimes ponder the concept of being dead.
Bad thoughts flowing through my brain.
Often I’m drunk to relieve the pain.
I’m sinking right down into chronic sadness.
If this keeps up, it can lead to madness.
CHORUS 1: BAD VIBES CRASHIN THROUGH MY BRAIN
SOMETIMES, I THINK I’LL GO INSANE
One cause is a wish for what one can’t have.
a lack of contentment with what one can have.
But bread and butter can be good when you taste it.
Life is short, so you shouldn’t waste it.
Just as bread and butter make a perfect sandwich,
you can use stress to your advantage.
CHORUS 1
To empty my mind, I try meditation.
I soon give up, I lack concentration.
I try to focus but the focus escapes me.
My brain keeps hopping around like as monkey.
I need an escape - I need a change of scene.
To forget my stress and make my mind clean.
CHORUS 1
I go on holiday and what do I find?
Impersonal stress of a different kind.
For all its unpleasantness I must confess.
There certainly is an advantage to stress.
It empowers you, it makes you think.
You can swim for hours and never sink.
CHORUS 1
So I’ll go to a place which is filled with danger.
Where I'll often have to look over my shoulder.
It must be a place where I am a stranger.
Among other things, this increases the danger.
Already my stress is being eclipsed.
Slowly but surely, its being replaced.
CHORUS 1
I hope the adventure will never end.
I see the adventure as a loyal friend.
I see my old mindset has passed me by.
Its rare that I’ve felt so much alive.
I don’t stifle the stress, I let it flow.
Given it an outlet and it will surely go.
CHORUS 2: GOOD VIBES GOING THROUGH MY BRAIN
THIS TIME I’VE FOUND A HIGHER PLANE
And now when I sit in quiet reflection.
I see the stress has found a new direction.
So, if you find that stress has ruined your day
Don’t bottle it up, there’s another way.
Chronic stress will harm you, I don't mean maybe.
So don’t sit there sulking, like a big baby.
CHORUS 2
You have a sharp mind, so WHY DON’T you use it?
If you’re going through hell, it could be that you choose it.
Stress is there for your protection, it makes you mean.
Empowers you physically, mentally, it makes you keen.
Don’t block the stress, turn it up loud - and let it shine!
You'll escape this mess, be strong and proud - and you'll feel fine!
THE ULTIMATE SCAM
Yo bro! I'm Joe from the ghetto!
Here's a great scam that you may, or may not, know.
If, like me, you're into crime
there's a fantastic scam to avoid doing time.
At the shop where I normally buy the news,
I got caught stealing a bottle of booze.
I SAID "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
Now listen up, I'll give you a lesson.
Political correctness is a white obsession.
You can do so much if you live in the West.
Whites are obsessed with political correctness.
I got caught on camera selling smack to a junkie,
The cop who arrests me says I'll need a good attorney.
I SAID "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
Media hype claims we've had a hard time
while media blackout conceals our crime.
Media hype makes out that I'm poor
but everything I got, I never had to work for.
You see a website reporting our crime rate?
If you're a good scammer, you'll label that 'race hate'.
Just say "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
We use this scam to control the police.
Allegations of racism can get us released.
We use this scam to control the news.
We manipulate the whites with this fake news.
There's a whole lot of hype fabricated by liars
and we have the privelege of media bias.
We say "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
Black on white attacks rarely make the news.
The other way round REALLY makes the news.
Media bias is affirmative action.
Still, we complain, there's no satisfaction.
Its all a big scam, to make you feel pity,
to get the government to give us more money.
We say "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
These claims ain't always rooted in hate.
Its just that whites are so easy to manipulate!
You see a good looking woman with an ugly man;
well that's evidence of a PC scam.
I was hitting on a white bitch who wasn't in the mood.
So I got more aggressive and I got more shrewd.
I SAID "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's a great way to manipulate whitey.
You don't even have to say it politely
She said "That's an old one - and I ain't no fool!
I can see the biggest racist round here is you!"
She said "You're racist! You're racist!
That's easy to see!
That's a really old scam so don't pull it on me!"
I said "I know its old but it still does the trick.
Tonight I'll have a white bitch sucking my _____!"
It may be true, I got a low IQ
but if anyone's stupid round here its YOU!
And if you don't like my song I'll say
"YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
FREE SPEECH
CHORUS: Warning the public is out of your reach.
As they’ve taken away your right to free speech.
They’ve taken away your right to free speech.
Yes! they’ve taken away your right to free speech!
Some folks wonder why we're so ungrateful.
Maybe it because we prefer to be hateful.
Don't call me racist, I’m a militant.
Your taxes go to pay my rent.
I got your woman - you got your hand
and I’m gonna mug you – if I can.
The cops do nothing - we’ve got y’all scammed.
Some say I’m a pawn of the government.
Some say they use me as an instrument.
CHORUS
We use propaganda to control the police.
Accusations of racism secure our release.
If you criticize us, we’ll label you racists.
Even though we are much bigger racists.
Media hype claims we’ve had a hard time.
While media blackout conceals our crime.
Black-on-white ATTACKS get minimal publicity.
The other way round get maximum publicity.
CHORUS
There’s a whole lot of hype fabricated by liars
and we have the privilege of media bias.
Media bias is affirmative action.
Still, we complain, there’s no satisfaction.
It’s all a big scam to make you feel pity.
To get the government to give us more money.
We’ll even blame you for our own poverty.
It’s all your fault; no, we ain’t lazy!
Propaganda is our principle tool
and it’s got most of you thoroughly fooled.
They claim it will lead to integration
but all it really causes is exploitation.
CHORUS
We’re the world’s richest people when it comes to hand-outs:
welfare, foreign aid and many other hand-outs
but we react to your kindness with a bad attitude
and we react to your charity with ingratitude.
As the crime rate increases, what you gonna do?
You’ll vote for more laws for me and you.
You’ll vote for more laws for you and me.
And so, we will cost you your liberty.
YES! We will cost you your liberty!
We’re empowering those in authority.
Facilitating their control of you and me.
It looks very much like divide and rule.
If you can’t see that, you must be a fool.
CHORUS
Don't even attempt to criticize me!
Repressing criticism is our specialty!
I'll say "Don't say dat! Don don don't say dat!
I just can't take it, I'm a spoiled brat!"
We bully on those who can't fight back.
The weak and the elderly are who we attack!
We bully the homeless, we see it as shameless
as white is wicked and black is blameless!
Don't call me racist, I'm a militant!
They say I'm a pawn for the government!
CHOURUS
It appears that its government policy
to make us hate the majority.
And exploit the fruits of the hostility.
They make the majority suffer animosity.
And still they call this a peaceful democracy!
If you honestly report this activity,
you’ll be called 'racist' and 'un-PC'.
And hence there's a lack of transparency;
you won’t get the facts when you watch TV.
But, hey, that's a wonderful thing for me
as my crimes will be shrouded in secrecy.
Yes, OUR crimes will be shrouded in secrecy!
CHORUS
Now why would they take away your freedom of speech?
THE JUNKIES OF NEEDLE TOWN
You can see us shooting,
on the Oslo streets.
We sell the Addict Oslo,
the tax-funded rag of the streets.
Hey, hey we're the junkies,
and people see we all lay around!
We give the homeless a bad name,
and we throw our needles around!
When we shoot up in public,
little children stop and stare.
We make the homeless look evil,
and we don't fucking care!
We throw our needles where we like,
in the restroom or on the street.
If your kid finds one of our needles,
he'll get a free dose of HIV!
Hey, hey we're the junkies,
and people see we all lay around!
We give the homeless a bad name,
and we throw our needles around!
Hey hey, we're not homeless!
We all got somewhere to stay!
But as we seldom wash our clothes,
it might appear that way.
Hey, hey we're on welfare,
and we sponge off the state!
If we ever get to rehab,
it'll probably be too late.
Hey, hey we're the junkies,
and people see we all lay around!
We give the homeless a bad name,
and we throw our needles around!
We just wanna get loaded,
so get the F out of our way!
We get a lot of special perks,
which the tax payers have to pay!
We're the scum of the earth,
as many people say.
They should blame the black pushers
who lured us into being that way!
Hey, hey we're the junkies,
and people see we all lay around!
We give the homeless a bad name,
and we throw our needles around!
Hey hey! We throw bloody needles around!
That's right! We throw bloody needles around!
THE ULTIMATE PICK UP LINE
This is a tale of sexual frustration,
sexual harassment and masturbation.
A dirty, rude song, its not about me
but someone I knew in university.
His face was always twirling from side to side.
Watching the women who were passing by.
The methods he used were rude and cheesy.
Some say his methods were downright sleazy!
But, one day when he was waiting in line,
he thought up a brand new pick-up line!
And he thought that it was pretty fine.
It didn’t always work but he didn’t waste time.
He used it on ever chick in the ballroom
and still had time for a wank in the bathroom!
Yes, it was a perfect pick-up line
and every line within it rhymed!
Some use phony romantic zealotry
but he was into straightforward honesty.
Some of his friends stooped to buying whores
but it wasn’t long before Danny scored!
His pick-up line did the job just fine
but what, exactly, was this pick-up line?
Well, here it is, from what I know.
Danny’s pick-up line went like so:
“I’m a randy man!
My name is Dan!
And I’ll jump anything that I can!
If I can’t find a woman, I’ll tackle a man!
If I can’t find a man, I’ll use my hand!”
And, just like Danny, you’ll probably find
a woman likes a man who speaks his mind!
He’s a randy man!
His name is Dan!
And he’ll jump anything that he can!
If he can’t find a woman, he’ll tackle a man!
If he can’t find a man, he’ll use his hand!”
WOKISTS HELP JIHADIS
So, you want a holiday in the east,
with spicy food, on which you’ll feast.
If, by chance, you’re thinking of Delhi
its very, very, very, very, very, smelly!
You’re not going to find a lot of peace
If you travel in the middle east.
You had better review your plan
or you might just end up in Pakistan!
Welcome to the land of Islamic obsession,
the land of hatred, the land of aggression!
If you walk in the streets alone,
you’ll encounter children throwing stones!
If you try to throw them back,
adults will appear – and they’ll attack!
You won’t find peace, you won’t find serenity!
What you’ll find is religious bigotry!
And we’re on our way to invade your land!
We will make it just like Pakistan!
We see your land as a decadent whore!
From within, we will fight a holy war!
PC-ness makes this invasion reality.
PC-ness is the cause of your fragility.
We're holy warriors, that's what we are!
Some say this PC shit has gone too far.
IRRITATAING IRRATIONAL IRANIAN IMBICILE
A 300 pound Iranian gay
who tries very hard but can't get a lay
but women aren’t safe, he’ll ask for a fling.
He's not just a homo – he'll shag anything.
So frustrated is he, for lack of a lay,
he'll delude himself into thinking you're gay.
A homo who harasses straight guys,
when confronted with this, he argues and lies.
He'll end up making you nauseous and sick
with his persistent demands to suck your dick.
He'll vid call you, quite late at night,
while jerking off - a disgusting sight.
He does it while groaning and gasping loud.
He does it from Iran – where its not allowed.
If you tell him not to call you late at night,
he persists – as if he wants a fight.
They call him big Kevosh Peyrohan,
a depraved, deceitful, delusional man.
An obese bastard, a thief and a scammer,
a disgusting pervert, an obscene wanker.
He greets you with a smile that looks mischievous.
Make note of this, he can be quite devious.
He'll slander and defame you behind your back.
A sleazy, under-handed form of attack.
He'll claim that he's your friend and that all is well.
He's an irritating friend, a friend from hell.
He is always telling outrageous lies,
claims he can’t lose weight - but he never tries.
He tells such crazy lies, it'll bring you down.
He’s so full of shit that his eyes are brown.
He’s morbidly obese – everybody thinks so.
Some say he was the fattest person in Malmö.
While the slim are starving in sadness,
he enjoys gluttony and super fatness.
His pants, shirts and jackets are super large.
If he fell down the stairs, he'd face a manslaughter charge!
If he landed on you, you'd certainly die!
When Kevosh takes a shower, his feet stay dry!
When Kevosh walks into a wooden-floored room,
the room goes BOOM BA BOOM BA BOOM!
But with slithering stealth, he can come creeping...
He steals from the homeless while they are sleeping.
A compulsive liar, a deceitful speaker.
He is a professional asylum seeker.
He settled in Sweden, which gives free healthcare.
He faked a stroke – just to get more welfare.
The Swedes provided him with free living spaces.
He shows his ‘gratitude’ by calling them racists.
He seems to find racists in unlikely places.
Whoever he dislikes, he labels a racist.
Such prejudiced judgment seems like lunacy.
He’s racist himself, its blatant hypocrisy.
He really hates the Swedes, he slanders and smears them
with rants so vitriolic, you'd think he'd kill them.
When he's not jerking off, he's having a meal.
He'd copy Jeffery Dahmer if he had sex appeal.
His psychological profile is quite the same.
So its easy to think that he'd get into that game.
It wouldn’t satisfy him just to have a screw.
He’d also want kill you - and eat you too.
He repeats crazy comments, again and again.
Must be something horribly wrong with his brain.
A parasite - never worked in his life.
He dreams of mass killing and causing strife.
He's the sort of gay who gives gays a bad name.
You can see why some view gayness with shame.
He loves his sleaziness! He loves his indecency!
He loves his cheekiness! He loves his audacity!
He loves his laziness! He loves his dishonesty!
He loves his greediness! He loves his voracity!
(I showed him this poem but Kevosh didn’t like it.
As expected, he claimed it was all pure bullshit.)
THE GAY MILITANT
I said “I don’t make an issue when it comes to race.”
He said “You white boys are all two-faced!
Everyone’s racist in some way
So you better have evidence for what you say”
He added “I like girls but I go both ways.”
“And tonight you can come over to my place.”
I said “No thanks man, I’m not that way.
I’m not homophobic, I’m just not gay.”
He said “You ain’t commin? You must hate gays
and I can see you HAVE got an issue with race!”
I said “You’re using allegations as a scam.
You say I gotta blow you, just to prove what I am.
You’re making allegations just to get your way.
Well, I’m not going to blow you. to prove what I say.
You think I’m double-faced, well I’ll tell you straight,
I’ll say it while I can, before its too late.
I might not have a very high IQ.
But anyone can see that the racist is you.
But I can’t even say ‘racist’, you’re a 'militant'.
OK, so I’ll call you a 'militant'.
My taxes go to pay your rent.
You got my woman – I got my hand
and you might mug me – if you can.
You even blame me for your own poverty.
Its all my fault – no, you ain’t lazy.
I look around and its plain to see,
If there’s any nigga round here, its me!
I’m the nigga here!
I’m the nigga here!
I’m the nigga here!
Yeah brotha! That’s what I am!
I’m the nigga here!
I’m the nigga here!
I’m the nigga here!
And I’m not gonna fall for your scam!
The fact you gotta dig into history
shows you got nothing to pin on me!
The fact you gotta dig into history
shows you got nothing to pin on me!
The fact you gotta dig into history
shows you got nothing to pin on me!
So don’t make false allegations relating to race
and don’t try to con me, its in bad taste."
As for you white boys, I’m sure that you’ll find
that you’ll get more respect if you speak your mind.
But hey, this account has a happy end
as he now sees me as a respected friend.
ZUCKERBERG IS WATCHING YOU
Zuckerberg is watching you!
On every street and avenue!
They know everything you do!
Your clothing brands, your size of shoe!
A record that'll stick like glue!
They know when you have a screw!
And even when you shoot your goo!
They know when you're feeling blue!
And when you're sitting on the loo!
They know if its pee or poo!
A number one or number two!
And they control what you say too!
It offends big tech if you say 'boo'!
you mustn't tell illegals to 'shoo!'
or critique the plight of Timbuktu!
So they block out your "free speech" too,
although what you say is true!
They treat you like a kangaroo!
To yourself you cry 'boo hoo hoo!'
while your face adopts a purplish hue!
Its Zuckerberg' I'd like to sue!
I hope he meets his Waterloo!
Its got nothing to do with him being a Jew.
So making allegations will discredit you!
HEY HEY HEY
Hi, I'm Ray
from Monterrey.
I awaken every day
and I sincerely pray
that I will get a lay
but I only found a lady, who said I'd have to pay
and I met another, who said that she is gay.
So, I'll ask you, if I may;
is there any way
I can get a lay today?
I mean hey hey hey!
What do you say?
Is there any chance that you are gonna stay?
Or maybe you're the type who simply wants to play?
Either way,
its OK!
IN DA GHETTO
As the crime rates rise...
On another day that's so forlorn,
another welfare child is born
in the ghetto...
The taxpayer cries...
For if there's one thing that they don't need
it's yet another mouth to feed
In the ghetto...
People, don't you understand
this PC crap is a scam!
After 60 years its clear it doesn't pay!
Take a look at you and me,
when we see someone mugged in the street,
do we simply turn our heads
and look the other way?
Just like Adolf Hitler, he blames another race
for the shortcomings and crimes of his own race.
And he learns how to jive
and he learns how to lie
in the ghetto...
And he learns how to steal
and he learns how to deal
in the ghetto...
And he learns how to rob,
never tries to get a job
in the ghetto...
Well, he don't want to work...
He finds a homeless man who has lost all hope
and scams and deceives him into trying some dope.
In the ghetto...
He says work is for jerks...
Then one night in desperation a client overdoses.
They find him laying on his face in a state of rigor mortis.
In the ghetto...
He's a true ghetto lord...
And a crowd gathers 'round a wasted young man
face down on the street with a needle in his hand
In the ghetto...
And he bangs up some broads...
So on another day that's so forlorn,
yet another welfare child is born
In the ghetto...
PIPPA PUTRID AND THE PUNKED-OUT PRICKPOUNDERS
You better not comment on the state of my hair!
I may look repulsive but I don't care!
Some people say I'm kinky and lewd
'cause I'll fuck any nigga who can hold down his food!
If I can't find a nigga, I'll tackle a corpse!
That's why I wear black and hang around morgues!
I once had to opportunity
to attend a university
but I thought it more worthwhile for me
to indulge in promiscuity!
If I run with the scum at South Bank Polytech,
I can live a life of sleaziness, laziness and sex!
And when I'm knocked up with my 7th bastard kid.
I'll be standing in the dole queue for the few extra quid!
BALLAD OF BIG KEN
Now picture a man, it might be quite hard,
who is 400 pounds of pure, bouncing lard.
His friends say “Ken, why don’t you lose it?”
He says “No way! I love it! I choose it!”
Now here’s a fact that might come as a shock.
He wants to have a wank – but he can’t reach his cock.
He took off his shirt, I sure don’t know why.
He started jumping rope, but gave himself a black eye.
When he urinates, it all goes on the floor.
Now brace yourself, there is even more!
He’s BIG big big big big big big Ken!
BIG big big big big big big Ken!
He’s morbidly obese – everybody thinks so.
Some say he’s the fattest this side of Chicago.
He eats like a pig, he never tries to stop.
He’s a morbidly obese, disgusting slob!
While the slim are starving in sadness,
he enjoys gluttony and super fatness.
He says “Fuck the starving, its their tough luck!”
“If there’s another famine, I don’t give a fuck!”
He’s BIG big big big big big big Ken!
BIG big big big big big big Ken!
His pants, shirts and jackets are super large.
If he fell down the stairs, he'd face a manslaughter charge!
If he landed on you, you'd certainly die!
When Ken takes a shower, his feet stay dry!
He crushed a man, when he walked down the hall.
He’s destroy the whole house if he had a bad fall!
When he goes to the beach, he doesn’t wear a swimsuit.
His massive belly sags down and covers his skin flute!
He’s BIG big big big big big big Ken!
BIG big big big big big big Ken!
When Ken walks into a wooden-floored room,
the room goes BOOM BA BOOM BA BOOM!
He loves his sleaziness! He loves his indecency!
He loves his cheekiness! He loves his audacity!
He loves his laziness! He loves his obesity!
He loves his greediness! He loves his voracity!
A PEE WITH ALEE
(At age 12, I made this up about a weird teacher I had.)
Taking a pee.
Yes, I'm taking a pee
and I'm taking it with Mr Alee
and I don't like it very much 'cause he keeps looking at me.
He wants to suck my dick but I won't let him see...
All poems were written by James B Dixon, except for the following one which was written by a mulatto guy I met in England.
MY OLD MAN'S A CRACKHEAD
Oh, my old man's a crackhead, he wears a Nike hat.
There's nicked TVs and cellphones all round the council flat.
He looks a proper yobbo in his Dr Martin boots
but there's no better place round here to stash the fucking loot.
Though my old man's a crackhead, he has a heart of gold
although he's lost his senses at 36 years old.
We say “Take it easy pa, you're getting past your prime.”
Just the other evening, he caught me in the bath.
He said “I'm feeling horny!” I said “You're having a laugh!”
“ Why don't you shag me sister, or go and shag me mum?”
He said “You fucking wanker, I want your fucking bum!”
My old man's a crackhead, and so's me sister too.
Although she's only twelve years old, she knows just what to do.
She goes on down to King's Cross and gets a bit of cock.
Ten minutes in the alley – and she buys another rock.
My dear old mum's a pisshead, sometimes waddles like a duck.
Drinks cheap red wine and Tennants, she doesn't give a fuck.
One night when dad was in the nick, she got right off her head.
Took off her skirt and knickers and laid down on the bed.
I said “Take it easy mum, I think this is a sin.”
She said “Don't be afraid now son, just stick the bugger in!”
A man came from the council, to put us into care.
We almost caused a riot, and made the neighbors stare.
The berk he started shouting “Get in the fucking car!”
We said “We're not fucking going, 'cause we're safer where we are!”
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