Когда дама беременна,
все ее друзья коснуться ее живот объявления сказать: "Поздравляю!".
Но никто из них не пришел и прикоснуться к мужу пенис и сказать: "Молодец!".
Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week" in a newspaper.
He calls the company & lady says be ready tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying: "you catch me u f**k me!" & the girl starts running.
He starts running but doesn't catch her.
During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt
saying: "You catch me You f**k me".
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "