Directed by Jacques Besnard Produced by Alain Poiré Written by Jean Halain Louis de Funès Jacques Besnard Starring Louis de Funès Bernard Blier Music by Jean Marion Septime runs a top Paris restaurant, fawning to customers (unless they are German) and bullying his staff. Novalès, head of a Latin American country who is on a state visit to France, comes to dinner and is served a speciality of the house, a flambéed dessert. When Septime lights it himself, it explodes. Once the smoke has cleared, the President has vanished. The police, led by the commissaire, first think Septime arranged the abduction. When they realise he is innocent, they wire him up as a decoy, expecting the kidnappers to contact him. They do, telling him to meet them in the French Alps, where the police follow him. Enrique and Sophia, loyal aides of Novalès, also follow Septime to try and recover their boss. After a chase through snow-covered mountains, Septime decoys the kidnappers into the hands of the police. Free and back in Paris, he is abducted and flown to the Mediterranean coast. In a beautiful garden he meets Novalès, who arranged his own abduction in order to have a holiday. But he knows he will have to go back to his duties and, returning to Paris, gives Septime the credit for finding him. Coming with his aides for a last celebratory dinner at Septime's restaurant, they are served the special flambéed dessert. When Septime personally lights it, it explodes...... Louis de Funès : Monsieur Septime, boss of a big Parisian restaurant Bernard Blier : The Inspector Maria-Rosa Rodriguez : Sophia, secretary and mistress of President Novalès Venantino Venantini : Enrique, aide of President Novalès Noël Roquevert : Minister of the Interior Folco Lulli : President Novalès, President of a Latin American country Paul Préboist : The cellarman Raoul Delfosse : Marcel, head cook Max Montavon : The violinist and the customer who declares "Oh, c'est pas cher du tout!" Mathias Caccia : The pianist Pierre Tornade : Maître d'hôtel Maurice Risch : Waiter Jacques Dynam : Waiter Guy Grosso : Waiter Michel Modo : Petit-Roger, another waiter Eugene Deckers : Accomplice of Novalès Paul Faivre : the diner who is dirtied Olivier de Funès