СМЕШНО ТО, СМЕШНО, И АНЕКДОТЫ.

Татьяна, - Чук! это не я... Мне твой кусок мяса не нужен...Не смотри на меня...-
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Кто СИЛЬНЕЕ и перетянет кусок мяса ОГРОМНЫЙ ЛЕВ или Человек-лев Олег Зубков?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtN4X9MRTNM

Совет Тех. Эксперта, -Как починить испорченную Программу Муж.1?-
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A computer joke
A young woman submitted a message to the tech support below (about her relationship to her husband).
 She then got the following reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support's "love advice" was hilarious and genius!
The query:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Atten

Люська хочет футбол.
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Люська ХОДИТ как человек НА ДВУХ НОГАХ и играет с Владом в футбол!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYSqQoyXFU0